Here is a joke about Gulf oysters:

Two oysters walk into a bar. One oyster is thirsty so he turns to the bartender and orders a drink. The second Oyster is hungry so he turns to the bar tender and orders some sand to eat. The bar tender makes the drink for the first oyster and serves it to him. Then the bar tender grabs the second oyster and slams him into the bar. The first oyster says “What are you doing?!”. The bar tender replies “You wanted sand….This is a SAND BAR!”. Ha ha ha.

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